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Manaconda

A hell dwelling human/ snake hybrid. This demonic creature has a anaconda like torso and head. He has difficulty getting pants on his human legs and feet due to the lack of arms and hands. He spends his days getting drunk and working a low salary office gig. The really is no discernible reason for Manaconda's existence.
Jafar: "You're acting just like a Manaconda, Smeefster!"
by Jafar & Smeef October 14, 2015
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malwart

walmart except the w and m switched
malwart
by ma dude bra May 17, 2019
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Lillypad Management

Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"
Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"
by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013
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Manafucked

That time you were like Paul Manafort and got indicted by a federal jury for treasonous behavior.
I thought I could get away with helping Donald Trump collide with the Russian Government but then Mueller came around and I got Manafucked in the ass.
by Girlonfire3211 October 30, 2017
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Malware

Your fucked
by shitzer January 16, 2009
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manwand

Hey Rex, do you wanna suck my manwand?
by Sallys April 6, 2006
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manabetes

Having too many men, similar to diabetes in which case the patient has too much sugar, manabetes involves too much men. Usually diagnosed with 12 grams daily of anchovies to keep the men away. If left untreated, manabetes can cause swelling to the large intestine, rashes on the behind, and the reputation of a whore.
Emilea has manabetes, shes always surrounded with men, its taking a toll on her immune system.
by Emilea May 2, 2008
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