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Magic water

used when a football player has an injury. The player goes down, acts like its the worst thing to happen to them ever and they're going to die, then the physio sprays some "magic water" on their leg or whatever, then they're instantly all better and able to play again.
did you see the game yesterday?

yeah, that injury was a joke. got tapped on the ankle, went down like he'd broken his leg or was guna die or something, got some magic water and was mystically healed.
Magic water by Natasha White May 17, 2007

Magic Underwear 

A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.
You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.
Magic Underwear by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Magic: The Gathering 

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.
The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.
Magic: The Gathering by KHD July 22, 2004

magic bouncing milk trucks 

boobs/tits/breasts/hooters/jugs/sweater cows/ta tas/
magic bouncing milk trucks are a tasty treat

Magic Booty Hole 

A homemade sex toy for males. It's made by rolling a rubber glove, leaving the cuff free, inside a hand towel, then the protruding cuff is pulled over the end of the towel. Just add lotion and you're set for the evening.
Bob survived his girlfriend dumping him by relying on his Magic Booty Hole.
Magic Booty Hole by condomfriend November 19, 2007