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Midget Spinner

The act of laying on one's back with an erection, then having a midget take said erection in anally to then also lay on their back and be spun by the man laying down
A: Yo, how did the date with that chick go?
B: Pretty well, by the end of it we did a good ol' midget spinner
A: Damn bro
by A disembodied leg of big size December 19, 2021
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midget porn

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.
me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.
by liza liza liza June 4, 2005
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Midget Rump Roast

When doing a female in the butt, (both parties being on their knees) the male takes his shoes and places them under his knees, (toes of shoes point forward as one would usually wear) making it appear as though the male is now a midget wearing shoes while enjoying anal intercourse... Thus, the Midget Rump Roast.
Last night I did the Midget Rump Roast to my girlfriend.
by stunat May 10, 2011
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midget monkey

a tiny cunt. nazi. cant get pull for love nor money. nancy boy. girls best mate. black man features. tiny nob . fancys the fuck out of gobble. smells like shit. scaveneger. ugly. little dwarf arms. shit clothes. cant handle guiness. fancy a shag????. will fuck gobble. cries. ruins films. retard. looks like a monkey. scottish. cant remember the last time he got any. gay curly hair. says hurtful things to warwick wankers. racist. otc bummer.loves the army boys. mummys boy. smelly breath. skinny ripped. WILL FUCK MAXINE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT
"that tiny smelly kid over there trying to mount that penguin is a midget monkey"
by GASH HOUNDZZZZZ March 23, 2009
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Midget Pool Fight

The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.
(requiremets)
2 Normal People
2 Little People
Swimming Pool (deep end over 3 Feet)

Hey Malachy " grab that midget over there and Ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins"
by lawboffin March 28, 2009
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midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.
Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?
by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009
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midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys
by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003
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