messy camel

The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"

Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel

by Lando? April 11, 2016

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Messy pussy

Her pussy is nasty and leaks.

She has a messy pussy. Throw him a towel he just had messy pussy.

by Halalujer September 12, 2022

Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

leo messi

leo messi is a better guy than swift or beyonce because they are fucking shit

leo messi

by M8888S| November 25, 2023

Messy Queen

A pejorative term used in queer communities of color to identify a fellow member more focused on using social gatherings to spread discord and dysfunction than love and community, Often times creating drama where none natural occurs.

Friend 1: “who all going to be there?”
Friend 2: “just me and Andy”
Friend 1: “Chile, I can’t with that one. She’s a messy queen who’s always starting some sh**.”

by Elder sayings September 24, 2023

Nigga Messi

Messi portrayed as a black footballer even tough hes white wich makes him a nigger.

Why is Nigga Messi at my door with his cock swinging out?!

by ASDFADFDFDFS January 11, 2024