Lobes

A common nickname for a trend hopping homosexual.

"Lobes is such a tool"
"Lobes can't stay hard in bed"
"Lobes has a gay light crew LoL, how fucking homo"
"Lobes has a lazy eye"

by Stayedge October 24, 2008

lubey

A lusty lover, easily enticed by chocolate and rare golden eggs. often refered to as awkward and disfigured.
Often used int he prehistoric times, those befallen of the name were smited at birth and thrown into the molten volcano pitts of mount visucha.

Quickly throw the lubey into the pitts of mount visucha.

by kaboodles April 10, 2005

LUEser

A member of the LUE boards, normally characterised by an inability to make a post without either insulting someone, or inserting a picture everyone has already seen.

LUEsers tend to be purile and foolish, but some can be mature at times. However, their spamming as a whole and their love of insulting others means they are generally anti-social and hated by most of the internet, so they hide in their own little hole (see LUE), insulting eachother instead.

Forum user: "...and that's why we need a serious discussion of this problem"
LUEser 1: "O RLY?"
LUEser 2: "YA RLY!!!"
LUEser 3: "Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS!!!111one"
Forum user: "Please be sensible..."
LUEser 2: "O RLY?"
Moderator: "*sighs* *locked*"

by Ogame player August 23, 2005

spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

St Lukes

A private school in Fairfield county. It's only claim to fame is it's athletics center but unfortunately the school's sports teams don't measure up to the facilities. St Lukes is where you go when you can't get into a boarding school or other private schools such as Greens Farms Academy, Rye Country Day, GA, etc (which are all superior academically) St Lukes invests more time in it's self image than in it's actual academics and is really second rate.

St Lukes is the bastard of the private schools

by St Lukes Student! November 8, 2009

lube-gasm

A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.

I usually have a lube-gasm when I beat off by myself because I'm cut high & tight!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

lube job

A lube job can be necessary to keep moving parts that touch from wearing each other down

these moving parts need a good lube job

by Sir Lazlo December 3, 2018