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Loosh

Loosh is an experimental measurement for the non-visible energy which permeates all life forms and physical matter which proves the existence of god through the ideological support of density and universal law

(Precursor Of Sunlight) > Sun > Sunlight travels through different variants of physical matter creating mutations which produce infinite versions of the original (precursor of sunlight) which is the non-describable god.

Proof of Loosh:
Cows eat grass / vegetation / lots of water (which can be measured in various forms)
Humans / carnivorous predators eat cows

If humans can eat cows and cows eat grass and the grass comes from a long chain of mutant reactions then this is proof that the same energy in different densities is compressed and harvested by however you wish to identify the (Precursor of sun - GOD).

Loosh can be harvested by all life forms but for reasons which I wish not to explain you will have to work this out for yourself.
Oh mate! Phil proper looshed us when he said he was going to lick Holly's face on Morning TV the other day.
by SueDoughNims May 25, 2021
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loothe

A Black kind man with lots of friends and one special one. He sticks to a girl for a long time. He usually appears mean but inside he's soft and creamy
How have the been a couple for so long?
He is a loothe
by Tashia213 September 7, 2017
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Related Words
Looth loother loothole Loothar loothe loothor Loothore loot loophole looch

looterer

Noun.

A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.

Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.
Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
by $lapaho November 17, 2018
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Lorth haf Merthy

when you see/ hear some spicy thing
Hey keria did you see that tall light skin dude Lorth haf merthy he can rail me
by mmm_A.cRaCk_HeAd January 29, 2021
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Loot

“Damn D that fit go hard!!! Lookin looted
by Jayke Williams June 7, 2021
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Halliburton Loophole

The worst sex position EVER.

Mentioned on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 21 June 2010
I got a halliburton loophole last thursday. My family is dead.
by Rob_blah June 24, 2010
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ninja looter

Ozzy rolls 99
Slowbo rolls 100
Hem rolls 90
Asmon rolls 1
Asmon has received the item
Twitch chat:

- ninja !!
- Yoink
- ninja looter
by Ion Hazzikostas November 30, 2019
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