Lonely Lobster

A person(most commonly female)who engages in meaningless conversations with the nearest person to her, she will not really notice if you dont answer and will threaten to beat you if you call her mother and old man. But the problem is fixed if you tell her she is pretty and has nice breasts. A lonely lobster will follow you around and stare at you untill u make it certain to her that her presence is not enjoyable. She will give u bitch face and then walk away. This will take several tries for the Lonely Lobster to end this following trend.

Person1: "I love you"
Person2: "I love you too"
*kisses*
Lonely Lobster: "Aww how cute, do u wanna go get some breakfast with me??"
Person1: "Do i know you?"
LL: "Oh hi im Emilee!!!"
Person1: "ok"
Person2: "yeah can u go away now"
LL: *bitchface* "Fine i guess i wont be friends with you"

by [PissMagic420] July 7, 2008

Lonely

Lonely as in being alone (single gang)

Ayyye where the lonely gang at

by Liv_YEYEElonleygang November 19, 2019

Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.

Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

The Lonely Man

A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.

"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending

"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone

by JensenR September 1, 2013

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight

Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

Lonelle

a small filipino girl whos primary goal is to somehow end up with edward cullen

a filo girl watching twilight.
"omg that girl is such a lonelle"

by schmopcraft January 7, 2010

loveling

a word used to mean that he or she is lovable and caring at the same time; as if it goes hand in hand and one is NOT better than the other. Hence the weight of both words to describe someone is of equal importance.

You are so loveling because of all the lovable and caring things you do for me.

by Firdauz Haris November 2, 2014