asbe lonker

an insult

eat penguin shit you asbe lonker

by a penguin shit eating asbe lonker June 25, 2003

Meat Locker

When a guy keeps multiple pictures of his genitals on his phone so when he meets a new girl he can immediately send her a sausage photo.

Hey, Bobby has too many pics in his meat locker to send to that girl he met in the bar.

by Bose21 September 16, 2015

Davy Jones' Locker

The free cups of ice water that one gets at Taco Bell.

Fuck, my iPod fell into Davy Jones' Locker!

by MJBaboon November 1, 2007

hurt locker

a casket, a small chest or box

What you wind up in in the end of a bad day would be a hurt locker.

by d62jones February 15, 2010

Double Smokey Ball Locker

While in a locker room, a woman inhales a cigarette while holding in the smoke two guys insert both sets of their balls into her mouth. Then the woman exhales the smoke out of her mouth and nose covering the balls and penises.

After the big game, the head cheerleader gave the quarterback and the running back a double smokey ball locker.

by IBPANTERA November 3, 2012

The Hurt Locker

Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.

"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"

by Henry Reacroft May 4, 2010

ass-be-lonker

A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.

Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.

by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008