fully loaded

A man who has not experienced an ejaculation for an above average period of time. It is generally agreed that someone with a healthy sexual appetite can be adequately described as 'fully loaded' if they have not jerked off or had sex for a period of two weeks.

- "Christ, did you see the size of that guy's balls in the gym showers?"
- "Yer, he's off to Ibiza next week, someone told me he was going fully loaded."

by The Lazer May 23, 2008

loaded and corroded

1. Another over-long way of saying "drunk."
2. The term for when the baseball team you dislike has a man on each base (or "bases loaded.") Popular in the late sixties/early seventies in northern New Jersey; may have been used in other areas.

1. benny-"man, did you see that douchebag at the club last night? falling down drunk again! that boy was sure loaded."
denny-"yeah, and he got that way on zima!! that means he was loaded and corroded.!!"

2. When the Atlanta Braves or New York Yankees have a runner at each base, you can honestly say the bases are loaded and corroded.

by earpuller November 6, 2007

what the ladies want

Thier own way, the one thing that women, however far they progress, will never tempt away from those with meat betwxit thier legs.


They also like guys with- money (which can buy them influence), balls of steel (who can persuade others to do as she has persauded him), money (that again), good looks (not important after 25)

The ladies want my man-meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Ladies Bible Study

A message sent to thousands of University of Michigan email addresses advertizing a small Bible study meeting for the "Women of Proverbs" at League Rm D @ 7pm, which lead to a massive deluge of spam from those of double digit IQ asking to have their specific address removed from the list.

"Ladies Bible Study Tonight! Come out to the League Rm D @ 7pm for Women of Proverbs 31 bible study."

"Remove me from this list"

"Don't reply to all!"

"Don't reply at all!"

"OMFG NOES!"

by Michigan Wolverines 2006 September 16, 2008

loaded to the gunwales

very much under the influence of one or a variety of substances

Back in my wild days I was loaded to the gunwales every other night

by Woody Thomas April 14, 2006

Loaded

It can be used in past tense and present tense for all definitions. Loaded is a state of being.

English definition(s):
1.) When the ammunition container is filled.

Slang definitions(s):
2.) Rigged or fixed for cheating. Usually describes a pair of dice.
3.) Being in the state of Drunkenness.
4.) In the state of being high.
5.) Having a lot of money.

1.) The gun was loaded when I pulled the trigger.
2.) Hey, those dice are loaded!
3.) Oh man, Shelly is so loaded right now.
4.) See above.
5.) Look at all this loot. The owners must be loaded!

by Tom Saw ya May 30, 2009

single ladies

a very overrated song by beyonce which debuted in late 2008. in the video, beyonce and her backup dancers are seen doing the signature hand wave, otherwise known as the single ladies dance. it hit very high in the charts, but most, like me, find the song annoying and stupid.

mary: omg did you see the single ladies video! it's the bomb! *does the signature hand wave* all the single ladies!
kate: it's so annoying!

by oh happy days July 2, 2009