footlong larry

a male with an abnormally large penis. usually admired by his fellow male classmates, and yearned for by his female ones.

lisa: "last night i slept with this amazing guy"
amanda: "oh really?"
lisa: "yeah but he was no footlong larry."

by tufanda October 15, 2008

Muddy Larry

A man that does not wash his dick after anal sex. Also know as having poop dick.

Rusty is such a Muddy Larry, he never washes after anal sex.

by GoodGirlGinger October 1, 2015

Demon Larry

A demon Larry is like a dark Larry on steroids. She/he will legit jump off a cliff if someone in the ship asked for it. She/he knows everything about Louis and Harry and spends to much time reading smut

I'm legit a demon larry

by Muria5678 June 14, 2016

Jerry Garry Barry Larry

A weirdo that no one actually likes once you get to know him. He seems sweet but don't let that fool you. He's pretty weird and doesn't do much. ( Referenced from NBC's "Parks and Recreation")

Ugh. Stop being such a Jerry Garry Barry Larry.

by I C E D Tea January 8, 2019

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019

Taking a Larry

While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.

Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"

by GrooveAssassin7 July 12, 2010

Denis Leary

Complete douchebag, no comedic talent whatsoever. He just steals his whole gig from actually talented comedians such as Bill Hicks.

Believes that Autism isn't real. "Yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

This guy has a lot of nerve. He needs to wake up to reality and realize that he isn't funny. Never was.

"Denis Leary is a douchebag."

by not found [Error 404] June 13, 2009