lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.

To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz

by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010

Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.

I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.

by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011

lemon warhead

The act of peeing into a girl's butt during anal sex

"I gave Tereasa a nasty lemon warhead on the last night of Greek Week"

by austinnnpurrymann April 11, 2014

Fucked a Lemon

A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.

'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'

by Robster88 August 26, 2020

Lemon Soda

A carbonated drink flavored with lemon.

"I require a Lemon Soda"

by NotAGoodPersontoSociety November 10, 2018

Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

by IJWD February 10, 2020

Lemon Cunt

A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.

That receptionist is such a lemon cunt!

by RLYSMRT March 22, 2011