Kirk

To legally steal or rob

The Minnesota Vikings and Jacksonville Jaguars have players that kirk from them really well.

by NFLC March 14, 2022

Matt Kirk

Special

That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022

Kirk

The name of someone who is Aimees boyfriend

“Aimee and Kirk sitting in a twee kissing”

by divnnne October 18, 2021

Kirk

A bald black man with a small penis.

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 9, 2021

kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind

"oh look its baby photos of kirk"

by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021

Kirk

Kirk is the last name of anyone who is very sexy and is a male who lives in Thibodaux, Louisiana. This man a must also attend Edward Douglas White Catholic Highschool.

Oh you’re such a Kirk you sexy mf.

by bigdickdaddy05 February 15, 2022

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021