Alejandro Kirk 

A god amongst men. Alejandro Kirk will soon be recognise as one of the best catchers of all time. The sheer speed and athleticism of this man is ground breaking for the human race.

That guy is almost as fast as Alejandro Kirk.

Alejandro Kirk by KingNation120 May 19, 2022

captain kirk 

William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.

but Spock.........................................................................................why?

captain kirk by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Captain Kirk 

1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.

2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.

3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album

Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass

Captain Kirk by Nkd K3v August 17, 2011

Justin Kirk 

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SEXIEST ACTORS EVER!! Know for being Andy on Weeds but plays in other amazing movies. Such as See you in September as A.J..

(Andy, who is played by Justin Kirk, is sitting on the couch while Doug is sitting in a chair and they are arguing)

Andy Botwin: Hey Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Lupita: The coffee table.

Justin Kirk by TheGirlNextDoor0001 January 6, 2012

Christy Kirk 

A term used for an amazing artist.

"Wow! You're painting is so Christy Kirk!"

Christy Kirk by artisticbitch December 31, 2011

jack kirk 

Virgin for life

You are such a jack kirk

jack kirk by #virgin January 24, 2018

Cap'n Kirk 

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Cap'n Kirk by Sebastian B. August 23, 2004