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jumping

While in thought, whether it's in conversation, or in your head - you say one sentence, and then from that sentence you move to a topic that is slightly if not barely relevant.

Jumping can be common conversational flow for schizophrenics, or someone under the influence of drugs.
I went to the auto dealership to buy a car and I saw one I really liked that was red - kind of like the wagon I rode when I was a little kid. I remember having a friend who would ride it with me but sometimes he was mean like how some people can be when you ask them for a cigarette. I don't think it's that big of a deal, but I did hear nicotine is more addictive than heroin like that movie with that guy from Thirty Seconds to Mars. I remember seeing one of their music videos and it had a lot of cinematic elements. If I tried to direct a movie I would work to push all boundaries of theatrics. Do you ever think two or more states will combine their boundaries to become one larger state? I can't imagine what would have to go on politically for that to happen. I consider myself fairly conservative to be honest. I don't really care for liberals trying to make everything okay like gay marriage. I think there are two kinds of gay people; people that are born that way and people that are gay because their minds are corrupt. Now, that I think about it, corruption is starting to make me think of communism. Oh, yeah - so I put a down payment on that red car I liked.

I need to take it easy on this blunt. If I keep jumping in my head I'm going to have a panic attack.
by jfjfjfjfjf August 12, 2011
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Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)
by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
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Jumping Jeans

A phenomenon caused by an erect penis, causing one's jeans to "jump" around.
He got jumping jeans while watching the cheerleading performance.
by Thejeanjumper December 29, 2010
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Jumping the Chair

Coined by Vox reporter Phil Edwards, it is the idea (or action/turning point) of a person, icon or celebrity turning from a rough and organic human to a polished, unrelatable and manufactured "ideal" being.

This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.

Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
John: Do you want to see me perfectly crack an egg with a soup ladle?
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
by susmaster420 February 5, 2022
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jumping jacks

the act of spreading jelly on the inner crest of your leg while smearing crunchy peanut butter into those sweaty palms of your hands. When pb&j applied jump up and down while slapping your palms into the inner thigh with someone under you with an open mouth and break in the mouth.

very delicious way to make an excellent pb&j crunchy delight
"I'm full from all those jumping jacks Fred"
by pewpew bam January 17, 2009
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dog jumping lover

A stupid American.

Dog Jumping is an outrageous event in the Outdoor Games in which a dog runs along a ramp then jumps into a lake to catch a coloured sponge. The jump is then captured with Matrix-like technology and the distance measured.
by ilovetechno October 15, 2004
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bridge jumping

This is what happens when someone; generally a female companion backs you into a corner where there is nothing left to do but "jump off the bridge"
*Phone Rings*
Male: Hello?
Female: Hey
Male: Hey I was just playing COD can I call you back after the match?
Female: Yeah you can...but I will be mad.
Male: Gah.... well I'm going bridge jumping bye.
Female: Wha!?!? I'm sorry!
by TheGhostWhoTouchedYou October 29, 2009
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