Judas

Guy who narced out Christ.

"Judas was the n00b of the disciples." -Jesus

by Secretaccountofchris August 30, 2005

Judeo-Christmas

When diaspora Jews celebrate Christmas by omitting all references to baby Jesus, etc., leaving only the fun pagan stuff: trees, presents, songs, TV specials, egg nog, etc....

Q: "Hey Seth, why does your family have a Christmas tree? You're so assimilated!"

A: "Back off, Ari. It's Judeo-Christmas. We had Chanukah too. Don't be all super-Jew with me."

by piratehead December 25, 2006

Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school

A Private school located in Sandy springs Ga, with children from K-8, and is twice recognized from the blue ribbon award and is one of the top BEST private schools in Ga

Linda: HEY do you know any good private school nearby

Karen:Yeah totally go to Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school their the BEST

by CATSINDESGUISE78 January 4, 2020

judge death

1) Arch-nemesis of Judge Dredd in the 2000AD comic. Judge Death is a skeletal being who comes from a parallel universe where the powers that be decided that as all crimes were committed by the living, life itself should be banned!

Death, of course, cannot be killed

"'The crime isss life, the sssentence isss death,' said Judge Death."

by The Lone Magpie April 8, 2005

Jude Law'd

An expression meaning "screwed over," in light of Jude Law's recent paternity claim from wannabe-model Samantha Who? Used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of Tom Cruise's ego. Or y'know, just whenever something crap happens to you.

"Where did you park your car?"

"The Valet took care of it."

"At Burger King? Dude... you got Jude Law'd so bad."

by Laura Awesome August 5, 2009

Judey

A very very Awesome Beautiful Funny Smart Caring Person. If u ever meet a Judey never let her go cuz they are extremely rare to find. I honestly was lucky to find a Judey and my life has never been better. She fills my life with joy and happiness even if im feeling down.

Hey, Judey, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Judey! Don't let her down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.

by The Only Kooks November 6, 2011

Aaron Judge

Second coming of Derek Jeter. Super respectful to everyone, as humble as anyone can be, and Barry Bonds without steriods. When you see Aaron Judge play, it’s like being in a dream, or being able to see into the future. All Yankees fans love him even though he’s only played part of 2016 all of 2017 and most of 2018. He hits a homer almost every game. Unlike Manny Machado, he actually puts his head down and runs when he hits a home run like he’s done it before. Proof that he’s a legend: He played New York, New York when he drove out of fenway park after beating the worst team of all time, the Red Sox

Cole: Dude i saw a Yankees game last night and this guy hit three homers.
Yankees Fan: Oh yeah, must’ve been Aaron Judge

by Andranian October 27, 2018