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jizz trap

A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.
That stupid jizz trap gave me the clap!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.
There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.
by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007
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jizz patty

1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.

2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.

3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.

plural: jizz patties
Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."

Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.

Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
by The Biz 69 June 26, 2008
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jizzam

1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.

2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."

"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010
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JDizzle

JD's nickname from "Scrubs". Turk and JD have many different nicknames for eachother, and JDizzle is one of them...
Heres a list of all of JDs nicnames:
* Newbie
* Bambi
* Various girl names, such as Angie, Betty, Pumpkin, Carol, Denise, Ginger, Gidget Judy, Gloria, Nancy, Sheila, Priscilla, Sally, my Gal Friday, Murder She Wrote, Britney, Rhonda, etc. (Dr. Cox)
o Random Girls Name
* Doogie
* D.J./ R.J. (Jordan)
* Dr. Eager Beaver (Bob Kelso) (My Dream Job)
* King of the Nerds (J.D.) (My Kingdom)
* Dr. John D. Dorian (The middle initial stands for "Dallas" where Kim claims she lost her virginity.) (Kim Briggs) (My Urologist)
* Gladys (J.D.) (My Road to Nowhere)
* Gizmo
* Huckleberry
* Johnny (Dr. Molly Clock)
* Killer (Janitor) (My Tuscaloosa Heart)
* Mr. Pouty
* Mr. Silly Bear (Dr. Cox) (My Balancing Act)
* Murder She Wrote
* The J-Dizzle
* Number 2
* 'Nilla Wafer
* Q-tip
* Sally Sensitive
* Scooter pie
o Scooter
* Spidergirl (Dr. Cox) (My Life in Four Cameras)
* Sport
* Supergirl
* The Boat (J.D.)
* Tiger (J.D.) (Janitor) (My Last Day)
* Vanilla Bear (Turk)
* Various dog's names such as Toto, Scooby, Rintintin, Snoopy, Lassie, etc. (Dr. Cox) (My T.C.W.)
* Whiney Face (Janitor)
o Whiney Britches
o Whiney Dancer
* Whizz-kid
* Wonder Bra
* Dr. John "I think I'm a man of the people but now, thanks to the Janitor, everyone knows I'm a fraud and I have egg on my face" Dorian
* 23 (Turk) (Dr. Cox)
* Pepe La Fritz (Janitor) (My Monster)
* White Shadow (Turk)
You're with the JDizzle now!
by Dr Jan Itor October 20, 2008
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jizz nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz.
by Genki June 29, 2004
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jizz stick

penis, dick, cock; espcecially when erect
by Nico Naco May 1, 2004
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