Judalic

being half Catholic and half Jewish

Judalics go to synogauge and church

by Marie Mandley December 30, 2011

jurassic parker

A person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. Someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the Internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. A dodo.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.

A horde of Jurassic Parkers got off the coach for a 'pit-stop'.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.

by Henley January 1, 2009

Judaism

A monotheistic religion that has its origins in Levantine Yahwism (the Old Testament religion). Judaism began about 200 B.C. and places emphasis on Rabbinical teaching. The supreme authority for Judaism is the Talmud, a large collection of rabbinical writings and biblical commentaries. Judaism had its major influence in Babylonian and Egyptian religions. Judaism traces its teachings to the Pharisees, an old group of teachers from the early first century and onward to the destruction of the Temple in 70 A.D. It's core beliefs include the belief in one God, the coming of the Messiah, and the notion that the Jews are the Chosen People of God.

David Feinstein is a Jew who practices Judaism.

by Jay Rawd December 11, 2007

Judah

A hot lucious sexy boy with tender legs that you can't resist. All you can do is D-Bomb him. He likes do pose for nudes

Person 1) WHOLY CRAP IS THAT JUDAH

Person 2) YEAH BRO. I FUCKED HIM LAST NIGHT I JUST COULDNT RESIST

Person 1) LUCKY BASTARD

by Daniels awesome because he is March 10, 2016

Jurassic Park

In refrence to the movie Jarassic Park on of the front two passengers of a car drops his pants and lets loose a diarrhea fart. This blinds the person from feces fragments and resembles the scene where Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight) is attacked by a Dilophosaurus in his car while trying to steal Dinosaur DNA. Hence Jurassic Parking someone.

I am gonna Jurassic Park your ass!

Don't make me Jurassic Park you.

You Jurassic Parked him good.

Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her.

I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.

by pntbllw3 June 25, 2009

jurassic

meaning to lose your temper to a point where you become primitively violent and typically not armed with modern weapons.

"did you see that fight?"
"yeah, dude mike totally went jurassic."

'you better shut your mouth before i go jurassic on your bitch ass!!!"

by N. Vega May 4, 2008

Juhas

1.A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host.

2. Any of various chiefly moronic filesucking, bandwiidth hogging, and carnivorous 'users' of the class assholenea takeallus, of which one species (homo forumis) is generally found to suck in forums too.

3. One that preys on or clings to another; a parasite, fileleech.

4. One on who existance depends on the good deeds of others, but never themselves.

Gene: What's up, man?
Tom: Nothing much. I have a Juhas on my back.
Gene: My cousin had one of those once. It took forever for it to die.
Tom: Aw fuck.

by Gene Achuff January 18, 2008