Juhas

the act of coating a wii controller in chunky peanutbutter, and inserting it in to a females vagina.

after wii bowling i became very tired and decided to juhas my lady friend

Juhas by billo&mitch April 11, 2008

Juhas

1.A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host.

2. Any of various chiefly moronic filesucking, bandwiidth hogging, and carnivorous 'users' of the class assholenea takeallus, of which one species (homo forumis) is generally found to suck in forums too.

3. One that preys on or clings to another; a parasite, fileleech.

4. One on who existance depends on the good deeds of others, but never themselves.

Gene: What's up, man?
Tom: Nothing much. I have a Juhas on my back.
Gene: My cousin had one of those once. It took forever for it to die.
Tom: Aw fuck.

Juhas by Gene Achuff January 18, 2008

juhas

a creature that has an affinity for ice cream porn.

girl 1- get out of here i'm in my bra
girl 2-HAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHA.......HA.
girl 1-it's not funny!
girl 2- how was it man?
juhas- it brightened my day!

juhas by Enur January 18, 2008

Jurassic Prick 

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Judased 

To be “Judased” is to be betrayed, usually by someone you trust and love.

The word comes from the 13th Apostle Judas Iscariot who betrayed Jesus to his death.

The word has currently been made popular by the novel and movie “Cloud Atlas” by David Mitchell.

“Her life was sad n' judased, she died tryin' to change the Old-Uns thinkin’.”

Judased by Ian De La Rosa September 4, 2013

Facebook Judas 

n. A person who friends you on Facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, harassing or defaming.

n. Did you hear what Dick did? He friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a porn site and tagged them all. What a Facebook Judas.

Facebook Judas by Oregander May 5, 2009