Josh

Someone who skips to do FUCKING cricket.

Are you joshing rn?

by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022

Josh

Josh is a guy who likes to have fun and loves to talk to his friends. He defends himself and others around him and can be very dirty minded. If he opens up to you it means he trust you and that he cares about you. He brightens your day and can make you laugh in a second. He treats you right and will defend you in any situation. When he cries in front of you it means he trusts you enough to know you wont judge him as he never shows his emotions. He's a very loveable person but does have a dark side, he never really shows it though.

"Hey you know that person called Josh?"
"Oh yeah he's pretty awesome!"

by Hiddenshadowgirl June 4, 2019

Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"

"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("

by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018

Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017

Josh

HUMONGOUS COCK

Dude did you hear about Josh's 18 inch schlong?

by ahahhh__ December 31, 2020

Josh

A fat sack of duck loving, who sells drug with his grandma and sits at home eating dog meat all day.

Person 1: Hey where’s Josh I need drugs... and his grandma is hot.
Person 2: He’s at china town getting more dog meat

by ZaneSuckAGingerNut June 25, 2019

Josh

A wonderful man everyone loves he has loads of friends and more or likely his girlfriend is called aoife

Hi Josh Hi sisters

by Ajmcdonogh123 May 22, 2019