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informasomniac

The unability to sleep due to much interest in the world around you. Common distractions are video games, television, movies, books, magazines, newspapers, facebook, youtube, twitter, blogs etc.
Before I could sleep last night I had to update my Facebook status, my Twitter page, check five news sites, create a post on my blog, reply to eight emails, comment on a forum, watch the latest recommended clips on YouTube and try to find out what Google Wave is really good for. I'm a true informasomniac.
by abflex December 15, 2009
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Inforon

In·for·on (/ɪn·fɔr·ɒn/)
n.
1. Any representative from the business applications development company Infor who is provided and or hired by a client to guide, train, or assist in the planning, installation, deployment, or configuration. An inforon must exhibit a combination of the following characteristics:

Inability or Unwillingness to listen to or act on the requests of the client.

Lack of training or lack of ability to learn the finer (or greater) details of how their software works.

Lack of training or lack of ability to apply to concepts and methodologies of their product to a real world environment.

Are unable to think outside the box

Are unaware that they are even in "the box"

Come in late due to being compelled to appear in court as a defendant

More often leave questions unanswered than not

May try and claim that under the laws of linear algebra 2+2=5

Try to convince you that they know how to run your company better than you do

Are not sure how to buy a mop
I asked our inforon how to buy a mop with their software, he said he wasn't sure but would make some calls to see if he can find out.
by Idon Giveash April 2, 2011
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the state of being frustrated by poorly designed or deteriorating infrastructure
I am infrastrated by this airport's layout; there are no restaurants or shops after security.
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infinity warfare

Another fucking call of duty in space honestly they should just change the name to space rangers
person1: hey wanna play infinity warfare

Person2: oh u mean space Rangers
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Infinite

(proper name) The stage name used by some unknown jackal whose real name we've yet to figure out. Appears as the main villain in the 2017 video game Sonic Forces. Channels a stone fused onto his bust called the Phantom Ruby to create fake, virtual reality clones of your friends. Wears a mask to conceal his true identity, while simultaneously inadvertently revealing his hopeless insecurity from failing to defeat Shadow the Hedgehog once or twice. Thinks very highly of himself and looks down on literally everyone else. Doesn't have the courtesy to finish you off after maiming you once. May secretly be a huge fan of Linkin Park. May or may not have perished in the end of Sonic Forces.
You may call me Infinite in the brief moments that remain to you.
by EqualsPeach September 24, 2018
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infomo

So like, the fear of missing out (FOMO) but for information. This can be any piece of information--from gossip, to a story, to a scientific fact, or more.
"I know something you don't know."
"Dude, tell me."
"I'll tell you the next time I see you."
"No! Now I have infomo, you gotta tell me."
by tbaam November 23, 2019
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infraundecalocktophobia

person 1: hey man do you know what infraundecalocktophobia is ?
person 2: wtf is wrong with you
person 1: ...
by (insert-name-here) June 7, 2020
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