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Industrial Penis

Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying
"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"
by wreckedflame July 19, 2016
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Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.
Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!
by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018
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Industrial Reformation

The hypothetical global reform that will eliminate unnecessary and detrimental regulations or practices that big industries get away with all the time.
The Industrial Reformation is an inevitable event that will take place in the next several decades.
by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg October 31, 2021
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Afro Industrialize

A black mans way of cheaply fixing something. Usually done the wrong way, but works.

A term used instead of "nigga rigged"
Tyrone afro industrialized that broken door. He has to use a hanger to unlock it.

Can you afro-industrialize my T.V. so I can get cable from my neighbors.
by UjustGotPwnd May 8, 2010
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Hoe Industries Ltd.

Hoe Industries Ltd. is a private limited company that was founded by the legend himself "Kasm Saleh" in the early 1920s. Basically Kasm Saleh was fed up that no women would fall in love with him, so he founded Hoe Industries, a company whose purpose would be and still is to ship hoes worldwide for the benefit of all human-beings.
Person n.1: Yo look at that guy's girl! Damn!
Person n.2: Yeah she is fine, although she's probably from Hoe Industries Ltd.
by The Bloke March 24, 2017
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Sumala Industries

An independent sole trader of a franchise for CUNT industries.
An intelligent & creative individual who has brilliant & unique business ideas.
An industry run by a Sumala individual will always be independent, original, spirited, brilliant designs for new styles.
The Sumala of the industries is infallibly one all who meet them instantly admire & aspire to be like, or at least a part of their life style in one way or another.
Never underestimate a Sumala, they are extremely intelligent, highly motivated, infinitely interesting and desirably exciting.
That Sumala, her CUNT Industry is amazing and so profitable and full of endless potential.
I hope i can be a part of that Sumala Industries - its got great potential for profitability.
by FantaPants6969 April 15, 2021
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D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)

Inclusive Intersectional Capitalism DIC
The University and College Union (UK) stated "The UCU has a long history of enabling members to self-identify, whether that is being black, disabled, LGBT or women.", and joined D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)
by shermonton December 15, 2019
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