illegal uturn

Pulling a man's genitalia between the legs without warning in order to perform felatio on him from behind. forbidden fruit bowl

My girl pulled an illegal uturn and sucked my junk between my legs.

by TypeOholic September 9, 2011

illene

Crabby old woman and expects things to get done with a snap of her fingers. Also will complicate a fart...

Worker- I can't work this weekend.

Illene- that's fine don't worry about it I can hand things if needed.

Worker- awesome!
Saturday...

Illene- calls worker>> > omfg! You've have to work!

Worker- are you kidding me...

Illene. No asap!!

Worker- w/e where and what do I have to do.?

Illene- idk just get it done. The ppl are mad you haven't done it yet...
Worker- WTF!

by mmmhahaha February 2, 2017

marios gonna do somthing very illegal

Mario: Marios gonna make sure you never a-walk again. You took my a-speget now i-ma hit a your kneecaps backwords with a basball bat, WAHOO

Give me my speget or marios gonna do somthing very illegal

by HAHAnonono January 20, 2022

Illegal fireworks

(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.

(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.

Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!

by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009

That's Illegal

Sssniperwolf (Lia) has made this word. Meaning Unusual, and very funny. It has some spell binding and breaking of the constitution of the universe. It describes how something is totally unbelievable that Lia just has to say, "That's illegal!"

"What, a mean just bounced up his stairs on his head, that's illegal!"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

illerz

An object, person, or action that is excrutiatingly retarded, and deserves nothing but riddicule.

"OH man randy, did you see that guys car? that bodykit was Illerz dawg"

by Ryan Neff April 27, 2006

illegal profession

The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.

The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.

Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike August 31, 2005