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Hyper kids

Really bouncy and very active. (Take this with a grain of salt as I have ADHD)

They sometimes feel the need to be moving. Ex: middle of math class, and they feel like jumping out of the window.
I am a very hyper person, and I do do my best to control it. Since I am an early teen, I often burn all that energy off with friends. People that are hyper would often do things such as roll down a hill, climb trees, go into a sewer, if they are still a kid. I used this activity to take up “parkour”, doing hurtles and jumps and climbing stuff.
Person: why is that kid about to skate down the hill with nobody around?
Person 2: he’s probably one of those really hyper kids across the street.
by Xakez April 23, 2021
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hyper racist

someone who is extremely racist and find it the most funny thing in the world. (teddy)
theodore martin was an extreme hyper racist when he spammed the n word to an innocent black girl.
by ky1e f1sh August 16, 2024
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hyper racist

a person who takes pride in being extremely racist and finds being extremely racist it the funniest thing in the world. (theodore)
a small boy named "theodore" was being a hyper racist when he spammed the n word at a helpless black child.
by ky1e f1sh August 16, 2024
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Hyper conflict

a scene or event with an excessive amount of combat with childish or simplified mechanics with clustered combatants in close to mediumly close proximity to other non friendly combatants
halbert - "wow this 1529 oil painting depicting The Battle of Alexander at Issus has a real hyper conflict going on huh james"
James - "this is why your girlfriend left you"
by the F.D.A November 21, 2024
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Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024
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Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth
"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"
by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025
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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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