Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer

Journey taken by a crackhead when he/she looks for a reefer

by Evil Tim September 9, 2003

mike hunt

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you fucking mike!!!!!!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

that dog don't hunt

pseudo-country-bumpkin wisdom uttered in response to news item or rumor designed to scandalize a political opponent.

The idea is that the rumor is either very easily refuted or is unimportant to the public, and thus is as worthless as a dog who won't hunt.

Bush is trying to spread rumors about Kerry's Vietnam record but that dog won't hunt.

by cnorton March 31, 2004

Rex Hunt

A term used to describe fishing for chicks (looking to pick up). Can also be used as a insult (see example).

Hey look guys its Rex hunt, too bad hes fishing without a rod.

by pseudonym stevil March 26, 2009

battery hunt

A situation where a young lady is out of new batteries for her sex toy(s) and dosen't remember this fact until she begins masterbating. Hence the efuriating, impatient hunt for batteries begins (remotes, old cameras, junk drawer, travel curling iron, garage, radios, flashlights, etc.). If no batteries are found, hunt is then considered a failure and the night is ruined. She might remember to buy batteries next trip to the store but probably not.

If a woman is quickly searching for batteries with you in the store..."Why do you need batteries?"
"Because I need some that's why!!!!"
She's probably on a batter hunt. Get out of her way.

"I had to go on a fucking battery hunt for 20 minutes last night before I finally stole my roommate's remote."

"I hate it when my dad asks me why I need batteries while I'm on the battery hunt. NONE OF DAMN YOUR BUSINESS DAD!"

"What do you need D batteries for? I never buy those"
"I know neither do I but I need them for my vibrator. I'm tired of battery hunting and I haven't filed my nails lately."

by cupcakesheri February 4, 2010

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

logan hunt

Likes men pretends to like girl always down for anal has a foot fetish and likes to fuck his siblings

Girl#1 have you met Logan Hunt

Guy#1 yeah he tried to fuck me

by Prettybou October 21, 2019