buffalo horn

A man who has not shaved his pubic hairs in over 4.5 mounths (the horn represents the male's penis)

"Holy crap man when the last time you shaved down south?"

"it's been around 5 mounths"

"haha you've got a buffalo horn"

by purp forty four December 29, 2009

The Horn

An extremely serious medical condition, in which the sufferer is compelled to Jack Off. This is a very dangerous condition that may lead to death, possibly by drowning in Jizz. The affects of this condition can last for up to 2 weeks. Scientists are working of a cure, but as of yet there is no cure or treatment.

Person 1: Hey do you know why will was ill?

Person 2: Yeah, he had The Horn.

Person 1: Oh shit! is he gunna be ok?

Person 2: They're not sure. He has been in hospital for the last 4 days, they just can't seem to get him stop it. There's not much hope.

Person 1: Poor guy.

by Chronic sufferer March 19, 2010

The Horn

The feeling you get before you decide to beat off. Usually with following up to the beating of the dick unless there are people around in which case the horn increases until you can't take it anymore.

Bob-" Hey man what's with you? Your face looks all weird."

Lil JJ-" Yo I'm in the horn right now son. I think i need to use yo computer for about 15-20 min."

by The Chree April 1, 2007

hornbag

A person who is really horny

"Oh my god, Sally is such a hornbag! She gets around too much"

by McDolphins December 14, 2015

guinea horn

An oversized, massive clitoris that is so big that it can be frightening and occasionally mistaken for a male organ. It has been known to make grown men run for their lives.

Man, I got Cindy's pants off, dude, and started rubbing her crotch and she got a guinea horn that jumped up and sprang to life! Scared the crap outta me!

by Hornshark May 15, 2006

Poo Horn

As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).

My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!

by Quants April 28, 2006

unclipped horn

an uncircumcised penis

If you have an unclipped horn, be sure to clean the lint out of your penis hood.

by Michael J Cox December 3, 2010