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Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
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jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible
nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover
by mhogan October 26, 2016
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Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018
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W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang

Also known as Selos or just 107 Hoovers, this South Central L.A. Hoover set been active since the mid-70s, reppin’ around 107th & Normandie. Known for their long-standing war with the Rollin’ 100s and other Crip sets, that beef made the area nicknamed “Death Alley” by the L.A. Times ’cause of how deep the violence runs. They beef with most Blocc and Neighborhood Crips but rock with other Hoover sets like 112HCG.

These days, the 107 Hoovers got expansion sets and affiliates in cities across the U.S., from Texas to the Midwest—spreading that orange flag far past L.A. County.

Rapper: Jap 5
Sentence: “You can tell he from the Selos, bro stay hollerin’ W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang—Hoovers everywhere now, not just Normandie.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
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Hoover Dam

Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy
John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.

(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016
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Herbert hoover

The guy the ncr and legion wants for some reason idk I’ve never played new vegas
Guy 1: hey do you know what fallout new Vegas is

Guy 2: something about Herbert Hoover
by Ass locker March 25, 2021
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hoover supreme

When you nut in her ass and she ask if you want to slurp yo nut out her booty hole and spit it back into her mouth.

I.e. what you get when you combine eating ass and snowballing
In other news this week, Queen Dominique was accused of participating in a Hoover Supreme with her butler as well as accused of tax fraud.
by BiodieselBurner December 10, 2018
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