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Hoover

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

or

How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022
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The Hoover

When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth
Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.
by Sonic22 December 20, 2020
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Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London
(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London
by Azenath67 March 1, 2019
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Hoovered

Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey
She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.
by Melissa14 April 21, 2022
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Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018
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Hoover Stankies

Hoover Stankies (noun, slang) – A term used by members of the Hoover gang in Los Angeles to refer to getting money, making profits, or securing financial gains through any means necessary. The phrase carries a sense of hustling, flexing wealth, and living a fast lifestyle, often associated with street culture, illegal activities, or just stacking cash in general. It can also imply having a lot of money ("stanky" meaning something excessive or overwhelming) and being financially successful.
"We be getting Hoover Stankies, stacking big bands, and staying outside."
"Ain’t no days off, we out here grindin’ for them Hoover Stankies—money don’t sleep."

"Pull up to the spot, pockets full of Hoover Stankies, you already know how we movin’."
by scatpack pcaptacs January 28, 2025
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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