Hoover

A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.

After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.

by HooveringHoover January 9, 2012

Riley Hoover

Slim thicccccc Dumb bitch

we look at her in the halls and go damn Riley Hoover and then she looks and runs away like a dumb bitch

by Dumb friend November 29, 2019

Hoover

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016

Lincoln Hoover

Olivia Kelly’s best friend for life

Lincoln Hoover is Olivia Kelly’s best friends

by Lmaster November 20, 2020

Hoover

A stupid and oblivious person.

Bro you’re such a Hoover

by 7Hours April 29, 2020