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Homero

stop being a homero
by yellomello March 21, 2022
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Christian Homerun

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.
Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.
by Ethan Porteous May 6, 2018
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Homer Glen Illinois

A town that is filled with cornfields and beautiful farms but is populated with the most racist, science denying,Trump loving, no mask wearing morons who complain about their beloved chain restaurants being closed due to covid-19 and having to wear masks in the local stores. The Mayor allows restaurants to reject the closing orders of the Governor and put citizens at risk. Their favorite pastimes are having Trump Rally's in front of the local McDonalds, putting up F**k Pritzker signs in their yards and name-calling and demeaning the minority of intelligent people who unfortunately live in the town. The Trumpers who yell the loudest cannot spell or use proper grammer. The town has one of the highest positivity rates in Illinois yet the citizens still crow about "Ma rights" and continue to meet up in large groups and patronize crowded restaurants.
I used to love living in Homer Glen Illinois but now it is filled with the dumbest, most racist people. I don't understand how they afford their $400,000 homes because they can barely string a coherent sentence together. Oh that's right,mom and dad left it to them.
by Actual&factual September 12, 2020
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homewrecker

a boyfriend/girlfriend stealing ass hole whore
bob: you're a homewrecker
hunter: yes i am
by notahomewrecker May 22, 2009
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homewrecker

this dirty slut named my le.
michaela: are you tryin to steal my man!?
my: no way.
my: im not a home wrecker
michaela: fuckin homewrecker!
my: ha iknow huh
by Kracka July 12, 2006
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Homer

The area around your mouth; includes upper lip, lower cheeks and chin.
"Your homer is looking dark today." - referring to hair growth on a man.
"I want to kiss your homer."
"My homer is burning."
"You have a cute homer."
by Homer09 April 21, 2009
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Homewrecker

A 1.75L bottle of liquor (aka handle)
I beat my bitch up lastnight because I damn near polished off a homewrecker of Jack.
by Cock_sm0ker January 21, 2011
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