Hide Your Hard-On

A phrase used scornfully & contemptuously to someone who keeps making their interest in a subject or person especially apparent.

Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.

Guy: Atsuko is so hot! Have you seen her new character designs? They're really hot. Don't you think Atsuko is the most hot? She is. She's the hottest, Atsuko.

James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.

Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.

James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.

Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-

James: HYH.

by Lunettarose July 7, 2010

Hide and go get it

A “game” of Hide and seek used by younger boys to seduce girls

If you girls don’t play hide and go get it your lame

by Realassfuckkk December 16, 2020

Global hide-and-go-seek

Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own

The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden

The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler

Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans

People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian

Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.

by Hans Brix June 11, 2006

Hide The Salami

A game in which one individual takes a male sex organ or multiple sex organs and makes them disappear into any opening on their body.

1. "Dude i swear those two kids probably go to each others houses and play hide the salami".
2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".

by AllThatRemains22 June 13, 2009

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.

Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.

by Meat Cleave December 10, 2009

hide and skeet

a version of the children's game "hide and seek" in which one person is designated as "it." this person must count to 10 while everyone else finds a place in which they can masturbate. the person who is it must then attempt to find the other players before they blow their load. the first person to be found who has not finished is then it. after several rounds, it becomes much easier for whoever is it to find players before they finish.

Bro, i was playin hide and skeet last night with my bros, bro.

Really bro? How'd it go bro?

It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?

by douchbag69 March 17, 2009

hideowakamatsu

Extended way of saying hideous

how's my hair looking?
It's a bit hideowakamatsu love.

what was the party like last night?
Hideowakamatsu

by Sami Knight October 31, 2006