Holiday Heffer

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas

Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!

Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...

Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!

by MurphMonster January 3, 2009

Swamp Heffa

A term used to describe a female who is overly disgusting. Appearing to possibly be linked to the backwood swamp areas of southern mississippi.

That swamp heffa is just NASTY!! She had the nerve to sleep w/ her best friend's boyfriend, stole her grandmother's jewerly and pawned it, and wore white after Labor Day!

by TOzz256 August 24, 2011

John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022

huffy puffy

to be tired and puffed from any form of movement or exercise aswell as becoming agitated or angry at something or someone

prim was getting very huffy puffy at milz
all this cha cha is making me huffy puffy

by primmg April 28, 2008

heff

to be a pussy, cowardly or parthetic

yo man you are such a heff at the moment

by ventox May 20, 2008

heffer111

coolest man in the world, best at everything. has a large penis

Man, I wish I as cool as heffer111.

by notheffer111 March 30, 2003

heffler

to fuck one's armpit

or armpit sex

henry frequently heffles anna fortuna.

then sucks her foopa.

henry's such a damn heffler

by siobahn March 10, 2008