Halloween

A day in November (I think) when everyone gets happy over monsters, The other 364 days a year kids do not like monsters.

Halloween is widely supported, but a few people do not enjoy this holiday:
- Church people
- Real monsters
- Tom W

Felix: Uh, Yay! Happy halloween Tom.
Tom: Burh, Bhalloweens is bstupid.bolololololo!
Felix:bolololololo to you too!

by SuckOnThisMdear January 25, 2009

Halfoween

Halfoween is June 1

Since Halloween is the 305th day of the year halfoween would be on the 152.5th day of the year so basically the 153rd

Hey bro happy Halfoween, Shut the fuck up mark no one cares about it

by SnuffDidIt May 11, 2020

Halloween Mouth

When your teeth are covered in chocolate because you're pigging out.

I know right? Wasn't his halloween mouth out of control?

by Malkey October 4, 2011

hangoweener

day after Halloween, hangover from Halloween

I am so Hangoweenerd.

How was the party? Nice but still Hangoweenerd bro.
Hangoweener 3 coming soon on 31st october 2012.

by el shipec October 31, 2011

Halloween

Towards the cold nights, those who hold back from lighting up that fire place - in todays society flicking on the central heating - a group of frighteners will knock on peoples doors. Come from the energy supply, back then was the woodsman who chopped the wooden logs for everyone, to scare people into making use of that paid service.

Jack, the woodsman, spent all his hard working weeks chopping down trees for people to burn on their fires. Only some like to hold on till the very last moment, when matters are important enough to waste more than they can use. Only Jack knows that people like this prevents him earning that extra more for this time of year. So on the night for Halloween, using their given jack-o-lanterns, sends out a group of scarey looking scoundrals to put the frighteners on the village folk to burn. It still happens today in some cases, with todays way for doing things, the dark nights are even more so terrorising.

by Long Johns October 24, 2014

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Mexican Halloween

The act of rubbing feces on your face to make a mask and giving oral sex with a piece of candy in your mouth.

Do you have any jolly ranchers? I'm about to give someone a mexican halloween. Also I need feces.

by Capt. Spankee Magoo October 30, 2009