hanukkah

When something lasts longer then it was intended to

That last bowl was totally hanukkah!!!!

by Andy_f October 9, 2005

handjam

The art of hack coders manually stuffing their crappy fixes into websites through improper means.

That loser completely handjammed those masterpage edits!

by DogEars June 20, 2011

handjobbies

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.

Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.

by Aya March 2, 2005

Hanukah Miracle

When a bowl or bong is lit once and it is cherried around the circle 8 or more times.

maz and the guys experienced a Hanukah Miracle thursday night when the bong got passed all the way around an 8-man circle without having to be lit again. then they went and ate mozzarella sticks and watched disney movies until they passed out.

by cheeezguy November 13, 2009

Hanukkah bowl

Marijuana packed in a pipe or bowl which lasts 8 lights instead of just one.

The bong was packed. To Jill's surprise it was a Hanukkah bowl lasting longer than she expected!

by Pot Nerd December 11, 2010

Hanuel

Hanuel's are great friends! Always there for you when you need a friend<3 they always know the right thing to say. They always put a smile on your face! Right when you see them! Somtimes can be shy but get to know A Hanuel and she's as loud as can get! There usally Asian(; haha but are sooo cute! and loving! and can have there soft side! but always has there side you dont want to come out.<3 She likes to party! and loves dogs! and animals! and have a great sexy body and look sexy in bathing suits! Every out-going and fun!<3 Also Hanuel's are REALLY popular! And all the ugly but sometimes cute guys like her.(; Hanuel's Are usally VERY tall! but still soooo much fun!<3 Also get ALOT of facebook likes for there statuses(; Hanuel's ALWAYS keep there promises<3 Also they VERY talkitive! Hanuel's are a BIG bundle of fun, joy, sweetness, loving, and caring. Hanuel's are also veryy sneaky so if you know a Hanuel watch out! Because you'll never know what there going to do!(;

Damnnnn, Hanuels lookin sexyy todayy broo(;

by Ken-Ken1234(: January 10, 2012

hanukkunt

An obnoxious, petty, self-centered jewbitch who thinks the world revolves around her. She's often seen during December in malls near jewish-money towns like Cherry Hill, NJ. The hanukkunt is known for insulting anyone who refuses to kiss her feet or trim the corns off her toes, or generally bow down to her superiority complex.
Commonly starts sentences with the whiny voice uttering the phrase "Owww my Gawwwd, this is turrubul..."

Clerk: That'll be $48.12 for your purchase today.
Hanukkunt: Oww my Gawwwd, this is turrubul. Why do you people charge so much money. What's wrong with you people?? You should deliver this to my house for that price. You should be ashamed.

Clerk (under her breath): What a hanukkunt.

by Truth Hurts Sometimes December 9, 2012