hanukkunt

An obnoxious, petty, self-centered jewbitch who thinks the world revolves around her. She's often seen during December in malls near jewish-money towns like Cherry Hill, NJ. The hanukkunt is known for insulting anyone who refuses to kiss her feet or trim the corns off her toes, or generally bow down to her superiority complex.
Commonly starts sentences with the whiny voice uttering the phrase "Owww my Gawwwd, this is turrubul..."

Clerk: That'll be $48.12 for your purchase today.
Hanukkunt: Oww my Gawwwd, this is turrubul. Why do you people charge so much money. What's wrong with you people?? You should deliver this to my house for that price. You should be ashamed.

Clerk (under her breath): What a hanukkunt.

by Truth Hurts Sometimes December 9, 2012

hanukkush

Happens around the Jewish holiday Hanukkah, and entails in a long break, aka plenty of time to hit that sweet leaf ;)

Heyy you ready for Hanukkush?

Hell yeah grab your lighter, man

by Lady CB December 7, 2009

Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hannukah.

It is considered a mitzvah. Mazel tov!
🕎
Hat tip to the Jewish gift receiver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was wishing for a 9th night of Hannukah!

by @BigMac December 17, 2022

Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hanukkah. 🕎
It is considered a Mitzvah. Mazel Tov!
Hat tip to the gift giver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was hoping that there was a 9th night of Hanukkah! 😜

by @BigMac May 16, 2023