Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.
by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007
Get the hand shagmug. During the 2020 pandemic of CoVid-19, WHO advised to wash your hands frequently for at least 20 seconds. This caused many people to have dry hands.
by Dimsun118 April 5, 2020
Get the CoVid-Handsmug. by Cultasso October 3, 2007
Get the Hand of Gasmug. Babe, I can I get some? Sure honey.....I'm not hard yet so let me get some of that hand gravy to jerk off with!
by Kajur April 1, 2013
Get the Hand gravymug. The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Get the Jacker's Handmug. Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.
Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.
Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?
Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand
One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?
Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand
One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013
Get the Hand-platemug. by danibanibaby May 16, 2008
Get the Hand of bloodmug.