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testicle handjob

when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode
fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong
by anyone but fatass randy January 17, 2008
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reverse handjob

Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.
"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"
by psychosocialpseudonyms February 28, 2016
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handjob

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.
by Mike September 15, 2004
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Handjobbin'

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.
by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008
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Chinatown handjob

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!
by Darryl X. August 24, 2008
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Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.
Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.
by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010
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Fancy Handjob

When 2 gentleman wearing top hats and monocles start to jerk each other off while drinking tea
by HawkeyeHamilton December 15, 2013
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