chocolate hostage

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.

by Rotormitch January 15, 2008

hostage mother

A stupid, lazy woman who spawns many children to live off tax money and care for herself. And every now and then, her kids.

That octo-cunt is a hostage mother. Where is child services?!

by Fleurdelisa October 21, 2010

Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.

"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.

by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010

Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties

Nothing is like the Hostess Clusterfuck.

by Hotess Master November 13, 2011

Hostile Ghost

A fart cloud that lingers with hostile intentions and an unsuspecting person who stumbles into the middle of it.

When someone farts in public areas assuming they are alone, and out of nowhere another person appears and walks into your toxic cloud. Just stand back and warn them of a Hostile Ghost in the area!

by Gas Activist May 28, 2012

Hosturbating

The act of women cleaning themselves like a cat.

"So, I was just relaxing in the hot tub, and there they were: the entire female yoga class Hosturbating!"

by AgentYang May 15, 2013

hostel hopping

The act of, while travelling, moving from one hostel to another.

They went hostel hopping through Latin America on the Gringo Trail.

by rad465 May 23, 2016