Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008

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ho check

often called out for assurance of your bitches being present.

Pimp- "Ho check!"
Bitch-"Check"
Pimp-"Yeah...bitch"

by zacccccc November 13, 2007

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Ho No

A truncation of someone's name. Whose first name begins Ho, and whose second name begins No. An oaf. A lummox. A fool. A miscreant. A fake. A phoney. An ill talented, overhyped guy.

"Ho No, man, he just doesn't get it. He just doesn't know what he's talking about. Fucking Ho No."

by TonyHoagland February 29, 2004

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ho'pain

Noun- an injury, discomfort, or pain caused by a night of rough, hot sex.

When I tried to get off the couch, I noticed I had mad ho'pains in my legs.

by Alaina Noel Feehan October 31, 2007

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[ho syndrome]

when a person is such a whore that people are afraid to get close to that person because they might contract STDs or other skank- related diseases.

i think i would have gotten ho syndrome if i was any closer to them

by the_awesomeness January 22, 2009

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Ho-tographer

A member of the growing group of women that mistakenly believe they are budding photographers, sending and posting random snapshots of flowers, bodies of water, and rainbows to everyone they know via social networking sites and email.

"Every time I check email, I get 50 new photos from some Ho-tographer I know."

by Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis February 20, 2009

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