A super intense ejaculation of sperm. An explosive orgasm, where hot sperm shoots out like a lava flow.
" I met a really hot Geologist last night. We were making out, and I got hard enough to cut diamonds. I took her back to my place, and I explored her cave for awhile. I totaly Mount Saint Helensed! Holy Schist,She got my rocks off. I had a gneiss time.
by Big Foot In A UFO July 09, 2004
Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 01, 2007
The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”
Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”
Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”
by startgame_88 October 11, 2018
Tim: This is my dog Odie, he became blind and deaf in 2018 but I still love and care for him.
Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.
Tim: Please leave my property immediately.
Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.
Tim: Please leave my property immediately.
by pissonsonic06 August 31, 2022
It's about to blow up.
by JBoyRulzYT January 29, 2021
by Markey Linky October 27, 2020