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Hasslehoff`d

To get killed by an enemy in the most gayest of fashions.
ie: Unloading a clip from your M4A1 into the back of an enemy's head, only to have him flip around and kill you.

ie: To be killed in mid-air by someone who isn't even aiming at you.

ie: To awp someone in the face thats hiding in the ditch of Dust 2, only to have your shot not register. At that point, the enemy (thats hiding in the ditch) sprays his mp5 and nails you in the head instantly killing you from 200 yards away.


Use outside of Counter-Strike: Standing at the bus stop waiting in the rain, and having the bus drive by at 80 mph through a huge puddle, soaking you wet on your way to a job interview.

When the moron that parks next to you in the parking lot opens his door and dents you.

When you come home from a long day of work, only to find your girlfriend in bed with another man, who just let loose his nut all over your pillow.

How to use in a sentence: "OMFG... if I get HASSELHOFF'D one more time I swear to f'kin god I'm uninstalling CS"

"ROFL.. You just got so Hasselhoff'd!"

"LMAO.. Did you see that amazing Hasselhoff spray?"

Synonyms: Hasselhoffing, Hassel'd, Hasselhoffizm, Mitch Bucanon'd, Michael Knight'd, Hasselfied
by [8]bzr May 13, 2005
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hasslehoff

Awesome, cool, hip, totally bangin'
Guy: That shirt you're wearing is so hasslehoff!
by loliver December 3, 2006
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David Hasslehoff

1.Pure sexy
2.The hottest member of the cast of Baywatch
3.Hairy chested man beast of Heaven
4.German superhero
"Dude, how do I look?"
"Sooo David Hasslehoff"
by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007
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HassleHoff

-Noun: Another way of calling someone or something a hassle, or pain in the ass.
John: Hey man, do you think you could give me a ride home?
Mike: Dude, you live like 50 miles away. Ya freaking hasslehoff..
by Lynsi Wacker August 27, 2009
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hassiem

"OH my you are so hassiem!"
by babydoll_nunu February 6, 2010
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Hausler

A term stemming from German roots, often used to refer to a nazi who converted to Judaism.

More known in recent times as being a turncoat, some who turns a blind eye for the greater good, easily changeable.

Slang term for a House Hustler
1. Gerald Hausler's family fled from Poland to Argentina after it was discovered they were recently Nazi converts

2. That hausler didnt tell the new buyers about the water damage to the basement
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elastic asshole hascle

an extremely gay,chicken bucket headed,sperm burglaring,ass muncher.
The Elastic Asshole Hascle loves to play the rusty trumbone while pluging his asshole with living animals.
by mini may February 6, 2004
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