Grumplesilkskin

A grumpy person who has silk like skin.

OMG Luis, stop being such a Grumplesilkskin!

by imlovemarie July 23, 2011

Grumption

"May pure be the joys that surround you – and envelop you and carry you through"

That euphoric boost of energy you get for that last drive to the finish line...except for the whole event, sometimes in response to the sound of cowbells.

The TNT triathlete competed at Wildflower with sheer grumption.

by JB_070476 May 2, 2013

Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

by westwardHo April 28, 2019

monthly grumpies

1. Any moodiness experienced by a woman while she is PMS-ing or on her period

"Oh, don't take Diana's mood swings too seriously...she's just on her monthly grumpies."

by TenkoHime May 16, 2010

pinching a grumpy

Taking a shit

I'm pinching a grumpy

by shaykay85 May 17, 2014

Grumpy

Taking a shit, dump. etc;

I need to take a Grumpy

by Micah#1 June 10, 2008

gramps

A crazy bastard from Seattle known for his way with the ladies. Particularly when on vacation in vegas.

Gramps get off that 19 year old. You don't know where she's been.

by Eva Wilts December 28, 2005