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Ender Grande

A plastic Ariana Grande fan
People call him a behinderter kuh and He can explode from his left cheek injection any moment
Microsoft has made a special windows version for him, called Endervista!
He can't afford good clothes and therefore has to wear the same outfit for months before finding a new one from the trashcan or stealing one from a charity.
He also likes to play with himslef everyday
Who is Ender Grande? You mean Ariana?
by winxmemix December 24, 2018
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Grand Prairie

Grand Prairie is located in Texas, Dallas county area. A small town yet reknowned for hometown heroes. Many athletes and celebrities emgerge from this small town. Grand Prairie is divided within two parts, North and South, it is a gradient from North to South, from poor to rich.
I moved to Grand Prairie to become sucessful.
by Michael February 23, 2005
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Grand Rapids

A city in Western Michigan. Bottom line, it's better than the shit hole you live in.
Dave: Hey man where you from?

Joe: Oh I live in Grand Rapids Michigan.

Dave: Damn! That's way better than the shit hole I live in!
by Bekins August 25, 2012
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Grand Theft Impairment

The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?

Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
by andytheslash January 24, 2010
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Grandad Neck

An old fashioned shirt, for men, without the collar, a t-shirt with buttons, particularly popular in great Britian (July 2009) amongst men, teen and pre-teen boys.
Wow, Nice grandad neck Tom
by Oven Glove Avenger July 24, 2009
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moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.
Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.
by Beagleman June 18, 2017
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Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!
"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)
by TakeFuck December 11, 2019
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