god 

What you can blame everything on.

"daddy, why is the world sucha bad place?" "Because god hates you son."

god by MEEEE!!!! TACOMAN!!! July 5, 2005

God 

god is imaginary friend for those with weak minds. i wont believe in him til i see him.. i'd rater hang out with satan and light up a few blunts with him anyways

"Hello my name is God, would u like a line of this bad ass coke?"

God by liz September 14, 2005

God 

1. The almighty being that brought everything into existance.

2. Completely rejected by the sinners who were responsible for acts sternly forbade by God, such as the crusades, or the Spanish inquisition. Most people say things like, "God is a hypocrit, His people go against His commands," even though the entire point of the Bible is to save us from our sins (such as going on crusades, and killing people for being Jewish/Muslim while living in Spain).

God has saved me from my sins.

God by Josh Wilkinson November 15, 2006

God 

The complete manifestation of human stupidity, hatred and cruelty.

"GOD IS ALL"

"YOUR A FAGGOT!!"

God by killydood January 22, 2009

God 

1. not quite as powerful as Chuck Norris

2. a fictional being made up a long time ago so that people would not have to explain the mysteries of the universe.

1. God played a game of poker with Chuck Norris. Who won? TRICK QUESTION! GOD IS CHUCK NORRIS!

2. JESUS! LISTEN! alot of people are starting to wonder why we're here, and where we came from!
Jesus - big fuckin deal dude...just tell them some shit about god so we can go and get blazed

God by ROARznpfolife July 27, 2007

God 

A widely known imaginary friend.
He will always love you even though he will send you to Hell if you do not believe in him.He somehow had sex with himself and gave birth to Jesus.He always watches you, meaning he has billions of eyes.

God: *sends Bob to Hell*
Bob: *screams*
God: I love you too!

God by Swordbreaker December 29, 2007

God 

God is fake.
and remember...Buddhism is an atheistic religion.
No GOD in Buddhism!

Buddha is The Great Human not GOD.

God by vvx December 6, 2003