Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

gandalf

To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.

Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."

Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."

by NoSugarAdded June 8, 2007

gander

to creep ones faceboook/myspace/tumblr or to simly have a look

have a gander at this sluts belt.

by slutrapist December 8, 2010

Gandalf the Gay

A fucking retarded wizard from lotr. He is so very horny for Saruman the Many Colored. Play on words.

You're a fucking Gandalf the Gay.

by Popposs December 28, 2011

Gandolf the Grey

While getting a blow job from a girl you smoke a blunt. Make the girl take a hit of the weed suck your dick, she then exhales a smoke ring around you dick, and while she is doing that you cum on her chin.

I was smoking a blunt while getting dome earlier and i gave that bitch a Gandolf the Grey.

Yo lets pay a hooker ten buck for a Gandolf the Grey.

by KindaSuperJoe April 29, 2009

gandalf

a terrible and or unfunny joke/sarcastic comment or supposedly funny statement
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc

person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')

person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr

by vrysrslysrs September 25, 2010

gandolf

to take a guess, or to say i think.

im going to take a gandolf on this one and say yes your dad is gay.

by Louie G. March 24, 2007