Gyrolf

He is the epitome of homosexuality. If you thought you could never see anything more gay than a double horned unicorn jumping over a rainbow then you have not seen a gyrolf. With the ability to change his appearance from a black man to a mexican it is quite rare to spot this unique creature. During the winter season a gyrolf can spend 20-22 hours hibernating in his cave and during the other 2 hours you can catch it masturbating to gay porn. With the personality of a 6 year old school girl you will feel drawn to this creature but beware! With one kiss on the cheek from a gyrolf you will instantly transform into one of his minions.

Did you just touch my ass? You are totally turning into a gyrolf.

Person #1: Holy you got so burnt tanning today!
Person #2: Yeah, I got my gyrolf on.

by Gyrolf December 12, 2012

Gymfiltrating

Infiltrating a gym, most likely as an under cover cop

The police caught the smuggler thanks to the work of two undercover detectives, who were gymfiltrating the smuggler's gang

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks October 3, 2014

Gylombardo

Someone who overeats and has massive love handles hanging over their belt. They may not even be able to see their genitals when they look down.

Keep eating like that and you're going to become a fat gylombardo! Sure, have some more Kentucky Fried bockbock.

by Blumpette December 14, 2018

Gypsylife

The simple life of doing what your heart tells you, No cares , No worries , you have a bulb that goes off and decided to leave all that shit at home!!!

Went to the store for pack of cigarettes ,,, (I don't smoke) #gypsylife

by Pepper young July 5, 2019

Gynomyopia

Gynomyopia (Noun). Any narrow-minded gynocentric perspective that excludes considerations of androcentric perspectives and experiences. (gyno – “woman/female” + myopic – “short sighted”)

Gynomyopic: (Adjective). characterized by the presence of gynomyopia.

Stating that 1 out of 4 homeless people are women is an example of gynomyopia.

by David Thomas August 23, 2022

Line Gypsy

1. A person who, when there are multiple lines for one thing (i.e; cash registers, ticket counters,etc...), move from line to line because one is going faster than the line they were previously standing in.

2. Same as the above, however, they have someone stand in another line just in case one moves faster than the other and they can jump in with their friend.

George is such a line gypsy.
Yeah. i can believe he got Steve to wait in the other line for him.

by pigeon nuggets October 7, 2010

The gym effect

The gym enhances any girls appearance by a substantial amount.

I just got bamboozled by the gym effect she is definitely not a 10

by the gym effect December 27, 2021