Skip to main content

grandma jaundice

Where one person poops in the other person's eyes, and then they pee in their face.
by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008
mugGet the grandma jaundice mug.

Gradamacated

1. Someone who graduates from High School without honors or any other recognition (including sports, clubs, etc.)

2. Anyone who graduates from a local small-town high school where any of the core subject programs are virtually non-existant.

3. A person who was perma-stoned throughout their high school career, and didn't give a damn or learn anything, but still managed to graduate.
I done did gradamacated from that high school over there yonder. I did done writ real goodly. My mama done be proud of me.
by BlameCanada 812 June 14, 2010
mugGet the Gradamacated mug.

Grandma Coach

A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.
Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!

Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?

Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!

Wilson: I'm not so sure.

Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!

Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.

Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!

Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 20, 2011
mugGet the Grandma Coach mug.

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.
"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
by bigpappy June 24, 2016
mugGet the grandmaster of the pootang mug.

grandma boss

A grandma that is the boss of her own life, work, or play... she's a grandma boss! Your new and improved latest 21st century model.
She really knows how to rock her new role as a grandma boss!
by 1team September 3, 2016
mugGet the grandma boss mug.

Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.
Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.
by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017
mugGet the Grandma Jake mug.

Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.
Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino
by Apple Peels June 28, 2018
mugGet the Grandma Hands mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email