by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008
Get the grandma jaundice mug.1. Someone who graduates from High School without honors or any other recognition (including sports, clubs, etc.)
2. Anyone who graduates from a local small-town high school where any of the core subject programs are virtually non-existant.
3. A person who was perma-stoned throughout their high school career, and didn't give a damn or learn anything, but still managed to graduate.
2. Anyone who graduates from a local small-town high school where any of the core subject programs are virtually non-existant.
3. A person who was perma-stoned throughout their high school career, and didn't give a damn or learn anything, but still managed to graduate.
I done did gradamacated from that high school over there yonder. I did done writ real goodly. My mama done be proud of me.
by BlameCanada 812 June 14, 2010
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A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.
Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!
Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?
Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!
Wilson: I'm not so sure.
Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!
Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.
Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!
Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?
Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!
Wilson: I'm not so sure.
Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!
Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.
Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!
Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 20, 2011
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"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
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