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gomer

Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.
I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer
by Gnomage October 1, 2007
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gomer

Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
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Velroy Gomez

You're such a Velroy Gomez
by Matthew Salem is a fucking jew January 20, 2021
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Sienna Gomez

A 17 year old tiktoker, she is a very sweet girl with a bubbly personality and she’s currently dating Jack Wright. Known for spreading positivity and helping people become more comfortable in their own body. Sienna Gomez is also a YouTuber. She’s by far one of the most beautiful people inside and outside I’ve seen, and the only tiktoker that isn’t a basic white girl with no personality.
Dude 1 Damn did you see Sienna Gomezs newest TikTok?
Dude 2 Yeah I love her! I’d totally smash 😩
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Gomez

The following definitions apply:

1. The non-medical definition of a Gomer.
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves
Newcomers (and long term serial offenders) need to understand the etiquette when it comes to posting. When some fool is crapping on about his eBay bodykit in a thread on suspension, everyone loses out. Searches turn to shit when you find that Tein hood damper thread chock full of two wankers rabbiting on about their tandoori scented air fresheners.

Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.

Gomez out.
by MothmanProphecies September 24, 2007
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Gomery

A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).
'What are you doing tonight?'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'
by Wised_up February 25, 2009
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gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.
jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
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