Fiddyment

A person that likes to inflict pain and suffering; a Nazi.

Person #1: "Wow, that girl acts like she has a watermelon shoved up her ass! What a bitch!"

Person #2 "Yea, she is SUCH a wanna-be Fiddyment."

by Zeeba Neighba April 26, 2009

fudder

A dithering old person

Get out of my way old fudder

by scrunions r us December 26, 2007

Fudgy the whale

A sexual actnamed after a Carvel Ice cream cake, where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet, lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "Fudgy the whale".

Last night I gave Michelle a Fudgy the whale then broke up with her.

by notfrom October 29, 2007

fundy

a pedophile who lures girls online

"ah that dude is such a fundy!"

by sxa January 1, 2019

Fuddruckers

A Code word for having sex

Let's go to Fuddruckers. Means "lets go have sex"

by Meow Mixa October 9, 2007

fudgy logic

Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.

Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.

1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.

2. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Dubya attacked Iraq anyway, using dubious justifications; a classic application of fudgy logic.

by walski69 September 7, 2008

fuddock

Another way of saying fud(vagina), originates from bollock.

Jamie you're a fuddock.

by One old fork December 7, 2006