cluster fucked

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once

Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(

by wangster November 6, 2003

fucked to shit

The art of being so deep, one cannot begin to even think of surfacing back into the normality of life.

'Charles, you didn't make the last pick up on time. That's three in a row. Consider yourself fucked to shit.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

Fuckedupigkeit

Fuckedupigkeit is the term for the special kind of drunkenness/stonedness that one achieves while on Erasmus/Foreign Exchange Program in Germany.

It should be one's aim to constantly be in a state of Fuckedupigkeit whilst undertaking such an exchange program, whereby you can blame all ridiculous, embarassing, and/or reckless behaviours on Fuckedupigkeit.

Let's drink 3 bottles of Jaegermeister to achieve Fuckedupigkeit / Lass uns 3 Flaschen Jaeger runtermachen, um Fuckedupigkeit zu erreichen!

I couldn't help it, it was the Fuckedupigkeit/ Ich konnte nichts dafür, das war halt die Fuckedupigkeit

by Jaegermeisterin December 21, 2010

fucked in the streets

The worst way to be screwed over. Always done publicly.

I am so tired of being fucked in the streets by my team!

by Russom April 17, 2017

Fuckmedad

The act of sticking someones superduper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. Inside the hole of females wide, open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole. And thrusting his super-duper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. In to her wide open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole.

oh yeah. FUCKMEDAD.

by FatFingerJoe June 11, 2018