real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

Stoke City Football Club.

A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.

Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble

by Port Vale Football Club April 5, 2011

football supporters

soccer fans

jim wasn't a football supporter, he was a hun

by lou February 14, 2004

Dirty Football

After having butt sex the girl then massage the shit covered dick and balls with her feet

Shannon gave the me best dirty football last night.

by Massivegoob July 5, 2007

little green footballs

a website devoted to exposing Radical Islam's intent to convert the Western World to Islam. Other interests include but are not limited to Media bias, innaccuracies and falsehoods, the willing appeasement of Islam by the Left and the drivel espoused by modern academia.

MSMLLLmoonbatteryWard ChurchillReligion of Peace

by Bob-O March 3, 2005

Temple football

Temple is the up-and-coming power of the Mid-American Conference. After Temple defeated Northern Illinois, 16-15, on Oct. 6, 2007, NIU coach Joe Novak said, "I said it last year and I'll say it again, Temple is the team of the future in this league." The Owls have recruited the top two classes in 2006 and 2007 as ranked by collegefootballnews.com and scout.com.

University of Southern California football is more like Temple football in that the two teams play in large cities.

by Papreps October 27, 2007

Naked football

where football is played naked often by teen guys in a secluded spot for teen women. Women love to watch naked football. It is a tough sport. No cup or anything else is used and a knee to the genitals is fair.

The girls want to see us play naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010