Ford

Fords are amazing people! They enjoy playing video games and spending time with their sister. Fords never care about themselves and always put everyone, mostly their family and friends, first. They often don't care about themselves enough and get themselves into hot water or sticky situations that they can't get out of. Fords may not have many friends, but the few friends they do have are the best friends that they could wish for. Fords usually have trust issues but the people they're close with (friends and family) they trust with all their heart. Fords have short, light blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. He will always be very handsome. A Ford is the best friend you could ask for! why aren't you friends with a Ford?!

Layla: Who's that handsome boy?

Max: Oh! That's only Ford!

by FordIsCute August 2, 2021

Ben Ford

A giraffe with a big dick, and is always bullied by Will because he is insecure of his own dick.

Ben Ford is the best

by Mewmewwillkillu January 12, 2017

Arthur Ford

The main character (and the one you play as) in Stress Level Zero's hit VR Game, Boneworks. Arthur Ford doesn't say anything in the main campaign of the game but his AI buddies (Fords) are known to say things like "Whaddup Son!" and "Hello!" and when they're in pain they'll say things like "Aaaagh".

Person1 - Who's your favorite character in VR Games?
Person2 - Definitely Arthur Ford, I'm a total Boner.

by MensPinkSatchel February 11, 2022

FOARB

"Fucking on a regular basis." In between "dating" and "not fucking on a regular basis," and indisputably superior to both.

"So if you guys broke up, were you dating?"
"Fuck that, I was FOARBing her; get with the program."

by Casual Foarber May 20, 2009

Australian Ford Forums

A bunch of cock suckers, that is ruled by a keyboard worrior, Russel who drives a 300c

Australian Ford Forums = Gay

Boosted Falcon FTW

by russel300c January 3, 2009

Alex Ford

A pathetic YouTuber with only 80 subscribers. Creator of AV Squad, the sad fan club of Alex Ford.

Person 1: "Bruh are you watching Alex Ford?"
Person 2: "Yeah bruh he's pathetic. He should quit YouTube ASAP"

by Sujay Lover November 16, 2017

Ford Aspire

Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.
Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.

That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick.

by Rayon the Robot May 10, 2006